Author: Williams, Jennifer
Number Of Pages: 56
Details: Collection of 30 Cross Stitch Patterns
Introducing our Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book where elegance meets attitude! Are you tired of cute slogans and positive affirmations? Well, buckle up, because we've got just the thing for you! Inside this book you will find a delightfully funny treasure trove of witty sayings and cheeky comebacks that are as sharp as a needle and guaranteed to bring a smirk to your face!
Whether you're a seasoned stitcher or a novice needleworker, our easy-to-follow patterns will have you crafting amusing masterpieces in no time. The small size of these designs makes them perfect for quick projects, allowing you to complete a humorous piece of art in no time. So, why settle for old clichés, generic greetings and feel-good fluff when you can stitch up some snark?
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Key Features: Inspiring designs: 30 sarcastic quotes to complete. Small size: All designs fit a 5 inch (13cm) hoop or frame on Aida 14 count. Mix and match: All quotes can be mixed and matched with borders for a unique project. Full color charts: Each pattern is in full color for easy navigation. Large format: Each chart is a full-page size for easy reading (8.5” x 11”, A4) Embroidery floss: DMC is referred to in this book along with an Anchor conversion chart. Stitch types: Full stitches, fractional stitching and back stitching are used for these designs. Instructions: Helpful cross-stitching instructions and tips are included. Quick Projects: The small size means designs can be easily completed in a few hours! Alphabet: The full alphabet is included in this book. Characters included: Upper and lower case letters, numbers 0 – 9 and !?.’:”\/+-x=%#&*,();@$ Difficulty: These designs are easy to follow marking them perfect for newbies, but also have some challenging back stitching and fractional stitching for the more experienced cross stitcher.
Design Size: (Width x Height) (No Edging) Aida 6: 11.7” x 11.7” (30 x 30cm) Aida 11: 6.4” x 6.4” (17 x 17cm) Aida 14: 5” x 5” (13 x 13cm) Aida 16: 4.4” x 4.4” (11.5 x 11.5cm) Aida 18: 3.9” x 3.9” (10 x 10cm)
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30 Sarcastic Quotes included in this book: That’s Enough Todaying for Today I Might Be Wrong, but I Doubt It Hold on, Let Me Overthink This Not Today Satan, Not Today I'm Not Weird, I'm Limited Edition That’s a Horrible Idea, What Time? You’re Officially on My Last Nerve Cancel My Subscription to Your Issues Probably Late for Something Be Happy, It Drives People Crazy Zombies Eat Brains, You’re Safe Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come It’s Way Too Peopley Outside Another Fine Day Ruined by Adulthood Breaking News, I Don't Care I’m Fine, It's Fine, Everything Is Fine It Probably Could Get Worse That Sounds Like a You Problem Please Keep Your Stupid to Yourself Life Update: I'm Still a Mess It’s a Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone My Alone Time Is for Your Safety Hey Train Wreck, This Isn’t Your Station Shock Me, Say Something Intelligent Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Life Is Good, You Should Get One I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster Thou Shall Not Try Me Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It Me, Overreact? Always
EAN: 9798883745903
Release Date: 04-03-2024
Languages: English
Binding: paperback